Last night after heading home from Wal*mart (Ran was driving) I noticed that we were being followed pretty closely by a BIG WHITE VAN. I looked in my mirror and commented to my husband that this guy needed to slow down a bit or he might hit us. WELL.... my ever so macho husband decided to show this BIG WHITE VAN who was boss, and tapped his brakes in an attempt to get the guy to back off. This didn't really work. After maybe 3 more brake checks Ran decided to simply change lanes...that's the CHRISTIAN THING TO DO right? Ran couldn't handle that...now remember...he is a macho man or Macho-Ran you might say! While Macho-Ran switches lanes and the BIG WHITE VAN passes by us macho-ran over here LAYS on the horn! I mean LAYS.. ON.. THE.. HORN!! easily a 5 second honk! The BIG WHITE VAN doesn't like this and as soon as macho-ran gets off the horn the BIG WHITE VAN slams on his breaks, gets right back behind us again. we thought that he was tailing us before!! That was nothing.. you might not have been able to walk through the two cars(if they were parked) he was so close to us now!! Macho-Ran over here says a few choice words and then seems to be OK with this "idiot" behind us. He even kinda laughs about it. Macho-Ran changes lanes, BIG WHITE VAN changes lanes. Macho-Ran speeds up, BIG WHITE VAN speeds up. we change lanes again and....I think you get the picture! Macho-Ran looks over at me and says "Call James!!!" (Ran's very large step dad) Macho-Ran had all of the sudden turned into Baby-face-Randy and needed to call in his back ups for fear of his life! Of course....James wasn't home and that's when the true panic begins......
Ran: WHO DO WE CALL NOW?
Court: maybe you shouldn't have honked! Then we wouldn't have to call anyone!
Ran: SERIOUSLY WHO DO WE CALL!!
Court: hahahahaha
Ran: WES!!
Wes: Hello...
Ran: Apparently I honked at this guy and now he is following me! James isn't home....HELP!
Wes: No Problem, where are you?
Ran: just passed Horne on brown...close to your house are you there?
Wes: Ya that gives me just enough time to put on my muscle shirt!
Ran: OK stay on the phone with me....you ll have to walk me through this...I'm freakin' out man!!
Just before we reach the corner of the street that Wes and Tara live on we notice that there are a BUNCH of cops parked right out side! Ran turns on his blinker and makes it seem as though he is going to stop and talk to the cops. BIG WHITE VAN doesn't stop at all and once again zooms right by us!
Randy learned a very valuable lesson here and I hope you did too! ~If you are ever in a jam CALL WES!! He will be ready and waiting to pull on his muscle shirt!!
Faith
10 years ago
7 comments:
O my gosh how scary!! I could totally see Randy in that situation! Not sure Wes would be my first OR second choice: )
Still laughing!!! The funniest thing of all is when Wes went to put on his muscle shirt (literally) and I asked him what he was doing and he told me that Ran was getting followed my first question was, "Why didn't they call James?"....
This is hilarious and scary at the same time. Some people are CRAZY, crazy, I tell you!!! Sounds like something that would happen to my husband, sometimes I have to tell him it's not OK to flip people off when you are driving cuz you never know if they are CRAZY and carrying a gun. Anyway, so funny!
Oh my gosh this story was so awesome! But it is also scary. I would have been pissed at Dan if he honked at someone like that. I am glad that everything worked out okay. That is so funny about Wes and his muscle shirt I can't totally picture it.
That is too funny. Hopefully Randy learned his lesson in honking. (this is ashley, Matts wife. Randy was actually the best man at our wedding.) Would love to stay in touch with you two. my blog is private, but will send you an invite. send me an e-mail at gaddie09@yahoo.com
That is a FUNNY Story!! By the way, i LOVE your guys blog!!
hahahahahaha part of me wishes i was there because i could see randy doing this! lol the other part of me is glad i wasnt cause that would be scary...im glad randy learned his lesson...road rage gets you nowhere lol
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