Last night after heading home from Wal*mart (Ran was driving) I noticed that we were being followed pretty closely by a
BIG WHITE VAN. I looked in my mirror and commented to my husband that this guy needed to slow down a bit or he might hit us. WELL.... my ever so macho husband decided to show this
BIG WHITE VAN who was boss, and tapped his brakes in an attempt to get the guy to back off. This didn't really work. After maybe 3 more brake checks Ran decided to simply change lanes...that's the CHRISTIAN THING TO DO right? Ran couldn't handle that...now remember...he is a macho man or Macho-Ran you might say! While Macho-Ran switches lanes and the
BIG WHITE VAN passes by us macho-ran over here LAYS on the horn! I mean LAYS.. ON.. THE.. HORN!! easily a 5 second honk! The
BIG WHITE VAN doesn't like this and as soon as macho-ran gets off the horn the
BIG WHITE VAN slams on his breaks, gets right back behind us again. we thought that he was tailing us before!! That was nothing.. you might not have been able to walk through the two cars(if they were parked) he was so close to us now!! Macho-Ran over here says a few choice words and then seems to be OK with this "idiot" behind us. He even kinda laughs about it. Macho-Ran changes lanes,
BIG WHITE VAN changes lanes. Macho-Ran speeds up,
BIG WHITE VAN speeds up. we change lanes again and....I think you get the picture! Macho-Ran looks over at me and says "Call James!!!" (Ran's very large step dad) Macho-Ran had all of the sudden turned into Baby-face-Randy and needed to call in his back ups for fear of his life! Of course....James wasn't home and that's when the true panic begins......
Ran: WHO DO WE CALL NOW?
Court: maybe you shouldn't have honked! Then we wouldn't have to call anyone!
Ran: SERIOUSLY WHO DO WE CALL!!
Court: hahahahaha
Ran: WES!!
Wes: Hello...
Ran: Apparently I honked at this guy and now he is following me! James isn't home....HELP!
Wes: No Problem, where are you?
Ran: just passed Horne on brown...close to your house are you there?
Wes: Ya that gives me just enough time to put on my muscle shirt!
Ran: OK stay on the phone with me....you ll have to walk me through this...I'm freakin' out man!!
Just before we reach the corner of the street that Wes and Tara live on we notice that there are a BUNCH of cops parked right out side! Ran turns on his blinker and makes it seem as though he is going to stop and talk to the cops.
BIG WHITE VAN doesn't stop at all and once again zooms right by us!
Randy learned a very valuable lesson here and I hope you did too! ~If you are ever in a jam CALL WES!! He will be ready and waiting to pull on his muscle shirt!!